1. heisenbabe:

    i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

  2. thebobblehat:

    - Professionals

    - Frat buds

    - Children

  3. jklawls:

    startin the day with your eye liner like 

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    endin the day with your eye liner like 

    image

  4. omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

    image

    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

  5. castielinablanket:

    pippin-and-other-drugs:

    remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

    remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

  6. cocaine-cutie:

    everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

    WHAT IS MINE

  7. princessjoy99:

    Disney Star Wars princesses by Ralph Sevelius

  8. nonasuch:

    additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

    6 AM: jogging

    7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

    3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

    4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

    6 PM: dinner for one

    7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

  9. actionables:

    SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

  10. sherloki221bofasgard:

    sextingtate:

    yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

    pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

    skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

    fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE POST THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SMILE BUT FUCK YOU

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